The Cold Equations

 

 Global warming means significant cooling for the Western Seaboard of Europe? Could be true, tho' its unlikely to happen as fast as in the Bold As Love series (as far as anyone knows anything). A hundred, two hundred years is more likely. Read about it here:"thermohaline circulation ". But climate change is only the tip of the iceberg, so to speak, when it comes to the special effects promised by climate change. The freezes, storms, droughts and floods will be nothing to the refugee problem, the economic disruption, the social breakdown, the repressive regimes of scarcity (Siberia is a state of mind). If you want my real opinion it will be slow, insidious, and we'll have plenty of time to do more damage to the living world before we start to suffer our population crash. Why did I choose the cold? I like snow. Blame Charles Dickens. And snow is hopeful, it promises renewal. It was the cold that stopped Napoleon and arguably Hitler too. So I called on General Winter and General Hunger. Will they come?

Jane Smiley's The Greenlanders is one of the books that inspired Bold As Love. I read it when I was writing "Life" (Aqueduct Press). It's about what happened to the Viking settlements in Greenland when the Viking Summer came to an end, and the Little Ice Age began. It's relentless, absorbing. They're done for, long before they realise what's going on. "Abrupt" climate change is a poison without an antidote, and you die slowly.

The Cold Equations (Tom Godwin 1954) is a wonderfully notorious primitive scifi story, about a space-freight pilot (young male, of course) who finds he has an innocent stowaway (pretty female, of course). She doesn't realise a ship only has exactly enough fuel to make its trip, with the weight of the pilot and the load he's hauling. No redundancy. He's awfully sorry, but he shoves her out the airlock. The sf world divides into those who see this as a true and poignantl fable, and those who see it as a ridiculous way to run a freight company, and a transparent excuse for male fans with crap sex lives to enjoy the fun of girl whimpering for mercy and then going SPLAT! in vacuum. Try the link for a discussion, but "cold equations" is a concept for our future.

Arguably worrying about global warming is pointless, if any of this is real, we're already there. But we can do it better, or we can do it worse. This is global war, against no human enemy. Are you going to let civilisation go down, or will you fight?

            

A more harmonious way!
Pendulum divination - magickal diviners!
These special pendulums are used for pregnancy divination. Hold one over an hopeful mother's hand or stomach. If the Diviner swings up and down, she's pregnant! If it swings from side to side, she isn't.

(For those who quite fancy being pregnant only. Not reccommended if you really need to know...ed)

 

 PARIS IN THE THE SPRINGTIME

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's first bed-in was in the Amsterdam Hilton, May 1969. They reprised the performance art in Montreal, John having found the Bahamas too hot for a week spent in bed. Conceived as a protest against the Vietnam war, the event concluded with an impromptu recording of Give Peace A Chance. This bed-in, proto-Bono rediscovery of celebrity used for good, is behind the Paris Protest idea.

Why Paris? Why Montmartre in the snow? It's partly because Paris has been the place to mourn the death of reason, in previous Bold As Love; and partly I'll explain later, when I've tracked down a lost picture of snowy slate roofs from a high window. Enough for now to note there's a proud mythology of outlaw artists in Paris garrets, and poverty (elective, involuntary) is an essential motif. Van Gogh. Rimbaud, George Sand, "La Boheme"

THE RE-ENACTMENT ITEM
(Why Not Go Back In Time...?)

  "Edward II wasn't killed like that because he was a homosexual!" cried Mr White. "The homophobic element has been unfairly. exaggerated!" (Unbelievably absurd, muttered Alain, lighting another bidi)...

Red hot poker or plumber's mate? Discretion or vengeance? You decide.Me, I say that poker's going to leave a hell of a mess around the anus... Edward II first Prince of Wales died 1327, Berkeley Castle, probably at orders of his wife Isabella

 The Sealed Knot and the Plantagenet Society are used fictionally, no connection with the estimable real world organisations (link through crest and Lancaster arms) The Australian Plantagenet story is real, I saw the C4 programme. The "Tyrone O'Nialls" as claimants to throne of the High Kings of Ireland? Not so far as I know. I made that up.

 You think I'm joking with the re-enactment thread, don't you? I'm not. If you think giant leaps backward can't happen, I don't know what planet you've been on recently. But don't take it from me: http://www.canyonministries.com/ You won't feel a thing until it's far too late.